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$15.00
Surreal Score: 6.8/10food
Toast Bread LED Night Lamp
A glowing piece of toast. Fifteen dollars. Let there be bread.
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$33.00
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3D Baguette Bread Pillow
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“A forty-inch bread you hug. Carb-free. Gluten-free. Joy-full.”
Surreal Score: 6.8/10
Surreal Score Breakdown
Absurdity Index8/10
Meme Potential8/10
Practical Value4/10
Price-to-WTF Ratio7/10
Overall Surreal Score6.8/10
The Verdict
A forty-inch pillow shaped like a realistic French baguette. Hug a bread. Sleep on a bread. Bring it to a dinner party and watch people try to slice it. The photo-realistic crust detail is museum-quality and the plush interior is softer than any actual baguette has ever been.
The Good
- ✓Forty inches of photorealistic bread to hold and cherish
- ✓Softer than real bread, which is the whole point of it being a pillow
- ✓The print quality makes it look like actual bread from across the room
- ✓Thirty-three dollars for a decorative piece and a body pillow combined
The Bad
- ✗Visitors will attempt to eat your pillow and you cannot blame them
- ✗It's a bread pillow. You own a bread pillow now. Sit with that.
- ✗Gluten-free friends will still be uncomfortable
$33.00 on Amazon. Prices may vary.
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