#1
$129
Surreal Score: 5.5/10bestseller
Apple AirPods 4
Two beans. One hundred twenty-nine dollars. You'll buy them anyway.
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Amazon Fire TV Stick 4K (2024)
Amazon
“Fifty dollars to watch the same three shows on five different apps.”
Surreal Score: 5.5/10
Surreal Score Breakdown
Absurdity Index2/10
Meme Potential3/10
Practical Value9/10
Price-to-WTF Ratio8/10
Overall Surreal Score5.5/10
The Verdict
A thumb drive that turns your dumb TV into a slightly less dumb TV. Now in 4K, because apparently your eyeballs deserve to see every pore on an actor's face while you fall asleep watching the same show for the fourth time.
The Good
- ✓4K HDR streaming for the price of a decent lunch for two
- ✓Every streaming app in one place so you can pay for all of them simultaneously
- ✓Alexa voice remote for yelling at your television like a rational adult
- ✓Wi-Fi 6 support because your router cost more than this stick
The Bad
- ✗Amazon's interface is one giant ad for things you already own
- ✗You will subscribe to at least two more services within a week
- ✗The remote is just small enough to vanish into couch cushion dimensions
$50.00 on Amazon. Prices may vary.
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