#1
$14.00
Surreal Score: 7.5/10novelty
Archie McPhee Yodeling Pickle
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Cat Butt Tissue Holder
WHAT ON EARTH
“Tissues from a cat's behind. Ceramic. Twenty-eight dollars. Fine art.”
Surreal Score: 7.3/10
Surreal Score Breakdown
Absurdity Index9/10
Meme Potential8/10
Practical Value4/10
Price-to-WTF Ratio8/10
Overall Surreal Score7.3/10
The Verdict
A ceramic cat whose backside dispenses tissues. You pull tissues from a cat's rear end. This is a real product with real customer reviews from real people who keep it on their desks at real jobs. It holds a standard tissue box inside its hollow cat body.
The Good
- ✓Every tissue comes with a story you'll tell whether people want to hear it or not
- ✓Ceramic construction means this heirloom outlives you
- ✓Holds a standard tissue box, so it's genuinely functional
- ✓Cat lovers and cat haters unite in bewildered agreement
The Bad
- ✗You are pulling tissues from a cat's butt, deliberately, multiple times a day
- ✗Twenty-eight dollars for a joke that never gets old or gets very old, depending
- ✗HR might have questions
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