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Surreal Score: 7.5/10novelty
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THE NOVELTY VAULT
Handerpants (Underwear for Your Hands)
Archie McPhee
“Your hands have been naked this whole time. We fixed that.”
Surreal Score: 7.5/10
Surreal Score Breakdown
Absurdity Index10/10
Meme Potential9/10
Practical Value1/10
Price-to-WTF Ratio10/10
Overall Surreal Score7.5/10
The Verdict
Underwear. For your hands. Tiny tighty-whities that go on your fingers. Someone sat down, looked at their bare hands, and thought 'these need underwear.' That person deserves a medal and a psych evaluation in equal measure.
The Good
- ✓Your hands have been naked your entire life and you never questioned it
- ✓Ten dollars for the most bewildering gift anyone will ever receive
- ✓Technically provides a thin layer of hand warmth
- ✓Conversation-starting power is absolutely nuclear
The Bad
- ✗You will struggle to explain why your hands are wearing underwear
- ✗Touchscreens become inoperable
- ✗The existential questions they raise may keep you up at night
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